Jose, why do you want to quit the show? I've been living a lie. A lie! A lie? I knew it! He's Mexican... and he's gay! Mexican, and gay... Now that is a party I would go to! La Cucaracha-aaaa! Jose, are you unhappy about something? This is a nice job, but it's not my dream! What is your dream? I want to be- Wait! I got it! What? He wants to change
Still remember the joy this brought us? And when she gave birth, I asked if I should be in a room with her. She said, "What for? When I got pregnant, you weren't in a room with me." I'll tell you, since I'm a kid, women always gave me a hard time. My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend. My mother had morning sickness aft
Look at this Persian bitch always complaining. Guys, see, I am not racist. In fact, I have some black people in my family tree. Wait, how? Matter of fact, they are still hanging there today.
let's not forget this classic 😂💀 We can't forget this Bernie Mac Classic @BERNIE_MAC888 I had a dream. I had a dream, man, that I was in a... I passed and went to heaven. You know, and I was with a Mexican guy and a white guy. And I said, 'Man, I want to go to heaven.' He said, 'God right down the road.' I said, 'How far?' He said, 'Just a half a m
I've been looking for a new car lately. For me finding a new car is like finding a new girlfriend. The only good looking ones that I can get have been damaged by the previous owner. @calebdoescomedy
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