03/21/2026 Why You Should Start Caring About the WNBA. Look at the WNBA. Nobody in the WNBA got COVID. Nobody. They have been playing in front of 3 to 400 people a night for a quarter of a century. Not to mention, it's a male subsidized league. We gave you a league. None of you showed up. Where were all the feminists? None of you, none of you went
Do you have any advice for newlyweds? Yeah. When did you guys get married? Ten months ago. Ten months ago. Well, congratulations. That's a lovely thing. Well done. I'll answer this boringly. Just be of service. Don't think about, as individuals, don't think about what you want, think about what you have to offer. We all got to serve someone, right?
Freedom ain't free. Robin Williams RIP. But people haven't always been respectful to me. Sometimes it's been tough. There have been some people trying to spit on me, trample me, burn me. Foreigners and occasionally some Americans too, but I don't let it get me down because I'm not a stay-at-home kind of flag. You know, I've been to Europe, I've bee
Actual footage of me explaining to my boss that the offensive word I used was actually a compliment. Some of y'all in here mad at me right now, making fun of retards. What? Who's to say you're happier than they are? Think about it. They're the ones who got the extra chromosome. That's the smile chromosome. They're happy. You're not happy, you think
Five reasons why I think Jeffrey Epstein is still alive... Epstein out here in South Florida. First of all, he's rich. Rich people like to live longer. Secondly, he's powerful. Powerful people have a body that looks just like them, ready to be swapped if they need to fake their own death. #JimCarrey. Reason number three, everything around his death
BODY WASH AT HOME DEPOT. THAT'S THE WORST IDEA EVER. NO MAN IN HERE IS EVER GOING TO HOME DEPOT SMELLING CLEAN. YOU WALK IN THERE SMELLING NICE, THEY IMMEDIATELY KNOW YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, AND THEY'LL POINT YOUR ASS OUT. OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT LOST ON THEIR WAY TO JOANN FABRICS. YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN HOBBY, LOBBY. YOU'RE MISSING YOUR CROCHET CLAS
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