Paul Mooney said it in 89 it is still relevant to this day. Have you took a good look at a monkey? A monkey got thin lips. Take a good look at a monkey. A monkey got light eyes. Take a good look at a monkey. A monkey got straight hair. Take a good look at a monkey.
Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and f*ck you up wherever she was aiming. It was bad with a shoe. She would like carry that sh*t like a gun. By the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe. And you f*ck up, my mother walk in the room
Where did you two meet? The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way. Where? Online dating. Online dating. Blacksingles.com? Yes. Where? Facebook. Facebook. In the marketplace? She was selling her pussy in the marketplace? Damn, she said get you something that's premium roast beef. Did y'all have mutual friends or anything? Yeah, you did. So, who d
I was so mad, I called Richard Pryor's house up. I said, 'Yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up and told me I was too dirty.' And Richard said, 'The next time a motherfucker calls, tell him I said suck my dick.' I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. He said, 'Do the people laugh when you say what you say?'
TOP 10 FUNNIEST SHOE-THROWING MOMENTS. Anybody got them mothers that would hit you with a shoe? I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and fuck you up wherever she was aiming. She was bad with a shoe. She would like carry that shit like a gun. By the time I was like 10, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe. And
My man is down there motorboatin' the hell out of it. And all of a sudden, I'm thinkin' he's into it and he pulls back. I said, "Now, wait a damn minute." I checked for toilet paper balls and I didn't have any! Look at the men in here! Oooooooooh. My God! Guys, we know! Cause like I said before, we give these men a hard time and damn us for doing i
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