American now. It's messed up. You know, I'm just correct. That's how I'm going to be. I'm going to keep it real. I promise you, I'm going to be correct. Okay. That's a promise you don't get from everybody. Because we're losing words like midget. You can't say midget no more. People aren't midgets. They're dwarfs or little people? What the fuck? No,
I used to get really upset when I told people where I came from down in Los Angeles, because I always got the same response: Canada. Wow. Must have been cold. Now I just go along with them. Yes, Canada. It was a frozen, hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to f
And so again, for me, I chose to stay in my lane and just crack jokes when the girl asked me the question. She got very upset. She got very offended. Oh, as soon as I cracked the joke, she's like, 'No, no, no! That's not what I mean! I mean, what are your pronouns?' What? 'What are your pronouns? For example, are you a they? Or a them?' A they? Or
Part 1. New generation will never know how good they have it! And you had to get a blow-up doll. And you had to fucking go out and get it. You had to fucking go out and get it. Right? You couldn't just order it off of an Amazon. And some delivery guy shows up. He doesn't know what's in the box. You're standing there like Tom Hanks, "Hey, how you do
And I'm the one that they're singing about. Yeah, I'm the, I'm the stars and stripes forever. Star-spangled banner. You can call me Old Glory, but let's just keep it simple. Just call me Flag. Oh, say, can you see? Okay. That's flag humor. Well, you probably don't recognize me. You say, "Who is that? Evil Knievel?" No way. Yeah, you see, you can't
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